Why Skiing is Better Than Law School

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Need I say more?

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This is what you look like after three days of eating Swiss cheese, chocolate and meusli...

This is what you look like after three days of eating Swiss cheese, chocolate and meusli…

Possibly the most unrealistic looking push-off-the-cliff picture, but check out the background!

Possibly the most unrealistic looking push-off-the-cliff picture, but check out the background!

Dov and me being cool, Matan with his new friend

Dov and me being cool, Matan with his new friend

Yeah, but law school is fun, too – you get to read cases about people you don’t care about and see how people can write utter bullshit but get away with it because nobody understands what they’re saying! Just think about it – you have more boring things to read than you could ever have dreamt of! You can discuss the placement of a hyphen for three hours! You can have no friends! You can have a favorite spot in the library because you actually tried them all. You can look at all your anthropology-learning, meaning-of-life-pondering, party-going friends and say “Ha! You’re having fun now, but in three and a half years when I get my degree… I will still be more miserable than you!”

Okay, it’s not [always] that bad…

But skiing in Switzerland is just a tiny bit better.  

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